Malak Kalmoni. Chehab What’s funnier than farts? Hilarious poem, Malak! You’ve reminded me of kids rolling around on the floor out of their minds with laughter because someone has farted. There’s something very fundamental going on with this source of humor. Could it be the surprise and offensiveness of an all too human smell? Whatever, your funny descriptions and punchy rhymes are excellent, so much fun!! By Linda Powers O’Dell
Burrito Farts
Breakfast burrito?
Yes, a great start for farts
Farts smelling of rotten food,
Food from beans and eggs,
Eggs have a medium scent,
Scent that permeates the air,
Air needed to live,
Live off oxygen that’s polluted,
Polluted by beany farts, whose color,
Color is a nauseous vomity green,
Green that almost black,
Black and filled with gas,
Gas requiring a gas mask,
Mask that protects from bio weapon,
Weapon that if used properly,
Properly can extinguish idiocy,
Idiocy that promotes beany, funny, farts.
©️ Malak kalmoni chehab ©️
My poetry book, Perfectly Flawed poetry for change, is available on all eplatforms including Amazon. It was on the finalist list for the Canadian Book Club Awards 2023.
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